I will never, ever make a Riddle School 4, so please stop asking.
All of you.

Unless of course it is as a joke reply to this post, but that's it.
I'm not making it.

Have a nice day.

Current Status:
Bored out of my mind

I am currently so bored I took the time to write this on my Wii.

Any ideas of what I could do?

But more importantly, it snowed today, and my friend and I played in the snow.

I made a snow Yoshi because I didn't want to be generic and make just a regular snowman, and my friend likes Yoshi. He tried making a literal man out of snow, and one of the arms kept falling off, so he stuck knives in the snowman's body and made it look more like one of the tortured snowmen you see in Calvin and Hobbes. Neither sculpture was very big, maybe a little over a foot tall at best, but it was fun and we got cold. I haven't really seen snow in a while, so today I learned the speed at which the snow melts when the sun is out is very exaggerated in the comics.

Once upon a time there lived a cat and he lived on the planet Sun. He was a renowned world leader of a small village called Madeofwood, which rested on the surface of Sun. The snake residents of Madeofwood were both mad, angry, and infuriated by the fact that their village houses kept burning down for some inexplicable reason.

The cat, whose name was Pigfat, set off on a journey to find out why the village houses of Madeofwood were burning on the surface of Sun, and he planned to stop the problem once and for all. So he went to an alternate dimension called the Doughnut Planes by way of subway sandwich train. Pigfat found a lever of seemingly no use and decided it was the key to saving the universe.

Pigfat took a walk back to his planet Sun and struck the lever into the center of the planet, which wasn't the core because the core was a bit off-center from the real center of the planet. Nevertheless, he struck it with the lever he found and nothing happened.

Then something happened. A black hole was created from the inside of Sun and though it seemed to destroy the village, in actuality it warped it through a vortex into the Doughnut Planes. The snake residents of Madeofwood no longer had any problem with their villages burning down, but the Doughnut Planes had a serious snake problem. And that is how the story of Snakes on a Plane really came to be.

It's 3 AM and I'm tired and crazy.

I've made so many unfinished Flashes that my two most recent submissions are crying.

Not on Newgrounds though, I got banned somewhere else.

Let her go, you evil Dr. Pork Chop!

NEVER! You must choose, Sheriff Woody, how shall she die? Shark? Or death by monkeys?! Oo-oo-oo-aa-aa-aa! Choose!

I choose Buzz Lightyear!

What? That's not a choice!

To infinity and beyond!

My hero, mwa mwa mwa mwa.

Thanks, Buzz!

No problem, buddy! You can never tangle with the unstoppable duo of Woody and Buzz Lightyear!

*RIP*

...oh no...

I just got finished watching Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, which is absolutely nothing like the book in any way other than the falling food, but I personally don't think that's a bad thing. It is without a doubt one of the wackiest and most colorful movies I've ever seen. It's filled with creative concepts and jokes, lots of intensity, unexpected twists that tie things together, elaborate exaggerated animation, and a surprisingly wonderful original soundtrack.

I'm not sure how to rate it among movies, because it's unlike anything I've ever seen before, but I personally thought it was really, really good. And really, really weird. Definitely an experience.

you're naming a goldfish--not the snack, a real fish--and you don't want to name it something that's been done a bunch before (not Flounder or Nemo or Fishy or Goldie). A creative name.

What would you name that fish?

So piggy123 told me to make a new news post.

Here it is.

Banjo-Tooie is freakin' awesome. I've played it before but I think I cheated to beat it. The music's awesome. Maybe I'll get all 90 Jiggies this time. I want to eat at Salty Joe's and swim in oxygenated Jolly Roger's Lagoon. Sadly this game is not real, and there aren't any big-nosed backpack-wearing grizzly bears that carry around big red birds looking for golden jigsaw pieces in real life.

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Halfway through Banjo-Tooie, I started playing Donkey Kong 64.
I find it even more fun :D

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And now I'm playing Conker's Bad Fur Day.
Ohhoohohohoooo it's amazing every time I play it