I'm playing it for the first time.

It's AMAZING!

I'm about to get to the Pollinate part... o_o

THE SACRED URN WAS STOLEN BY THAT PERSON AND THE MURDERER WAS THAT PERSON!

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I am so bored right now. LEAVE COMMENTS

Truly epic.

Once upon a time, in a far away land known as Earth, there lived a purple pegasus named Pancake. Pancake had a friend who was a palatypus made of gift wrap named Worm. Pancake and Worm were too fat to fit through the door to their house. Pancake decided he would try to lose weight. Worm decided he would try to worm his way into the door, thinking eventually that he will squeeze himself through.
Pancake ate pancakes.
Worm wormed.
Pancake ate pancakes.
Worm wormed.
Pancake ate pancakes.
Worm wormed.
They found that neither of their amazing methods of getting through that door were working, so eventually they decided they would try to undo what they had already done.
Pancake threw up pancakes.
Worm un-wormed.
Pancake threw up pancakes.
Worm un-wormed.
Pancake threw up pancakes.
Worm un-wormed.
They decided they should simply get a larger door. Unfortunately, they could not afford that. They could not afford proper weight loss training or even a bit of grease to assist Worm's worming. Pancake got a horrible virus from one of the pancakes that he was eating, and Worm's excessive worming work ended up as a fatal mistake.
So, they pretty much both died because they were too fat.

THE END

The moral of this story is:
DON'T GET FAT

is funny.

I'm kidding! =)

YOU SUCK

Spider-man 3 was absolutely dreadful compared to the amazing quality of Iron Man.

I got it three or four days ago.

It is no doubt one of the greatest games EVER created.

I felt like I knew the characters for much longer than three or four days. I kind of like how there are still some questions left unanswered after the game is over (there must be some kind of relation between Mia, Maya, Ema, and Lana) and the ending is most definitely funny. All the trials, crime scene investigations, and crime storylines are all flawlessly and intricately thought-out.

This game has made me laugh, think, and have tons of fun. My favorite DS game for sure.

Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney is my new favorite game. Ever.

Or at least, DS game.

IT MAKES YOU THINK, and when you prove the defendant not guilty, it feels absolutely incredible. Just beating the second Chapter of the game was just about the most satisfying game experience I've ever had.

=D

They are freaking awesome.

I think the most deserving nominees are:
Aladdin 3150
The Composer
Dad's at Work

and the most deserving non-nominee is:
"Bob, Bob and Bob"

Yo are free to post a bunch of random controversial tank award posts now.