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OH MY FREAKIN' GOSH
It may look like both of those are the same video, but they're different.
It feels pretty freakin' awesome, too.
Also, this is what the last guitar looks like, along with all the others.
=D
Updated: 04/26/08 11:45 PM 25 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!MY PROGRESS on
Sc Guitar Maniac Dx 3
Award Points: 55 / 56
In Your Eyes by Verax
Medal: PERFECT
Chaos Within by Tatsu Takahashi
Medal: PERFECT
The Instrumental Song by DTG
Medal: PERFECT
Nobody Else by Noise Pollution
Medal: PERFECT
All Day Comfort by SWiTCH
Medal: PERFECT
The Fade by Setu Firestorm
Medal: PERFECT
Lick Up The Honey by AQUILA
Medal: PERFECT
Train Wreck by Noise Pollution
Medal: PERFECT
Speedfreak by Eliminator
Medal: GOLD
Mars Bars and Mentos by yapperface
Medal: PERFECT
SWiTCH vs Evil-Dog Round 2
Medal: PERFECT
Plan A by Nick Crockett
Medal: PERFECT
Betrayal of Fate by Goukisan
Medal: PERFECT
@$$hole! by Evil-Dog
Medal: PERFECT
Guitars: 10 / 10
Updated: 04/23/08 9:50 PM 6 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!The second one was on the front page for months, I believe... And this one is ten times better.
I've been playing this for hours and hours every day since it came out.
Testing testing testing.
Wait a second. I didn't mean to make this a front page post.
lol oops XD
Updated: 04/16/08 8:29 PM 4 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!I had never seen any South Park episodes before three or four days ago.
Now I've watched about 20 episodes. South Park is BRILLIANT.
Who would you say your favorite character is? Mine would probably have to be Kyle.
13 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!Well, here I am.
King of all the land...
Who'd have thought that?
Not me...
You know who these guys are now?
'Cause I certainly do...
And I don't wanna know them.
You know...
I may be king and have all the money in the world,
and all the land,
and all that stuff...
But you know...
I don't really think I want it.
I just want to go home.
With Berri.
And... I dunno...
Have a bottle o' beer.
*sigh*
It ain't gonna happen.
It's like they say, the grass is always greener...
But you never really know what you have...
until it's gone.
Gone...
Gone...
QUOTED FROM "CONKER'S BAD FUR DAY"
Updated: 04/11/08 11:05 PM 3 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!If this petition gets 1,000,000 signatures, Uwe Boll will stop making movies!
To directly quote what is being said here:
An anonymous reader writes to mention that Uwe Boll, the infamous German director behind such video game adaptations as House of the Dead, BloodRayne, Dungeon Siege and Postal, has recently admitted that he would retire from making movies if enough people want him to stop. When FearNet mentioned to Boll a petition online signed by 18,000 people requesting that he cease making films, Boll responded that '18,000 is not enough to convince me.' So how much would be enough? 'One million,' Boll said."
http://www.petitiononline.com/RRH53888 /petition.html
SIGN THE PETITION!
SPREAD THE WORD!
phone
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It's 6:30 in the morning.
I just woke up.
I barely feel like I can open my eyes.
I'm exhausted, and the day has only started.
I just want to stay in bed
in my nice, big, warm covers
resting my head on my
fluffy, warm, deep pillow
away from the cruelty
of the world.
It's a Saturday.
I can go back to sleep.
Why not?
The phone is ringing.
Who could it be?
Where's the phone?
Stupid phone. I can't see it...
The phone rang again.
I think I heard it
somewhere over there.
I could be wrong.
Is it in this room or that one?
The phone's still ringing.
Where is it?
I think it's under the desk.
What's the phone doing there?
Wait, it's not there.
The phone rang again.
Maybe it's in a drawer.
No, not there.
Not there either.
Crap! Where is -- oh here it is.
Hello?
Yes, this is he.
I'm not sure.
I don't think so.
Yeah, I know them.
Actually, they're my best friend.
...He what?
Oh no.
No, he can't have...
All right.
Bye.
Where are my car keys?
Oh, here they are.
I need to get there
fast.
...Hello, doctor?
This is the right hospital, correct?
Where is he?
In that room?
Thank you.
Are you okay?
I heard all about it.
Did you really get in a car wreck?
Oh... My...
You should bandage that back up.
Please.
I don't want to see your ribs bleeding
all over the bed like that.
The rest of you looks
wrecked enough.
Thank you.
You're going to be all right.
Everything will be fine.
The doctors will take care of you
and it will be like this whole
thing never happened, okay?
No.
Don't say that...
You're not going to die...
You're going to be fine...
Stop.
Really.
Shut up and get some rest.
You'll feel better.
I'll just wait out here.
I hope he feels better.
I hope he does.
No. He will feel better.
He will.
I hope.
...
He what?
Oh no...
He didn't...
He... died?
No. He didn't.
He didn't die.
That's a lie.
I won't accept
that he died.
It's not true.
He didn't.
He didn't die.
Of course...
it doesn't matter
how much I say
that he didn't die.
All that matters
is what happened.
And he died.
And there's nothing I can do about it.
_________________________________
...
I don't know why I typed that. I don't have any friends that just died. Heck, I don't even have a car. Whatever, leave comments.