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JonBro

Age/Gender: n/a, Male
Location: Denial, Nowhere
Job: Eating

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Music Reviews: 18
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JonBro

I'm angry.

Posted by JonBro May. 1, 2008 @ 7:45 AM EDT

Pico Day is over for me >:(

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IT'S A STONE LUIGI

Posted by JonBro Apr. 29, 2008 @ 7:39 PM EDT

OH MY FREAKIN' GOSH

It may look like both of those are the same video, but they're different.

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Updated: 04/29/08 7:41 PM 2 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
JonBro

My Sc Guitar Maniac Dx 3 progress

Posted by JonBro Apr. 22, 2008 @ 6:27 PM EDT

MY PROGRESS on
Sc Guitar Maniac Dx 3

Award Points: 55 / 56

In Your Eyes by Verax
Medal: PERFECT

Chaos Within by Tatsu Takahashi
Medal: PERFECT

The Instrumental Song by DTG
Medal: PERFECT

Nobody Else by Noise Pollution
Medal: PERFECT

All Day Comfort by SWiTCH
Medal: PERFECT

The Fade by Setu Firestorm
Medal: PERFECT

Lick Up The Honey by AQUILA
Medal: PERFECT

Train Wreck by Noise Pollution
Medal: PERFECT

Speedfreak by Eliminator
Medal: GOLD

Mars Bars and Mentos by yapperface
Medal: PERFECT

SWiTCH vs Evil-Dog Round 2
Medal: PERFECT

Plan A by Nick Crockett
Medal: PERFECT

Betrayal of Fate by Goukisan
Medal: PERFECT

@$$hole! by Evil-Dog
Medal: PERFECT

Guitars: 10 / 10

Updated: 04/23/08 9:50 PM 6 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
JonBro

WHY THE HECK IS THIS NOT FRONT PAGED?!

Posted by JonBro Apr. 21, 2008 @ 8:02 AM EDT

SC Guitar Maniac Dx 3

The second one was on the front page for months, I believe... And this one is ten times better.
I've been playing this for hours and hours every day since it came out.

Updated: 04/21/08 4:29 PM 4 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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Testing Youtube embedding

Posted by JonBro Apr. 16, 2008 @ 8:28 PM EDT

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Testing testing testing.

Wait a second. I didn't mean to make this a front page post.

lol oops XD

Updated: 04/16/08 8:29 PM 4 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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Snap.

Posted by JonBro Apr. 12, 2008 @ 12:49 PM EDT

I had never seen any South Park episodes before three or four days ago.

Now I've watched about 20 episodes. South Park is BRILLIANT.

Who would you say your favorite character is? Mine would probably have to be Kyle.

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It doesn't look too good tonight.

Posted by JonBro Apr. 11, 2008 @ 10:13 PM EDT

Well, here I am.
King of all the land...
Who'd have thought that?
Not me...
You know who these guys are now?
'Cause I certainly do...
And I don't wanna know them.

You know...
I may be king and have all the money in the world,
and all the land,
and all that stuff...

But you know...
I don't really think I want it.
I just want to go home.
With Berri.
And... I dunno...
Have a bottle o' beer.

*sigh*
It ain't gonna happen.
It's like they say, the grass is always greener...
But you never really know what you have...

until it's gone.

Gone...

Gone...

QUOTED FROM "CONKER'S BAD FUR DAY"

Updated: 04/11/08 11:05 PM 3 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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GET UWE BOLL TO STOP MAKING MOVIES

Posted by JonBro Apr. 7, 2008 @ 5:49 PM EDT

If this petition gets 1,000,000 signatures, Uwe Boll will stop making movies!

To directly quote what is being said here:
An anonymous reader writes to mention that Uwe Boll, the infamous German director behind such video game adaptations as House of the Dead, BloodRayne, Dungeon Siege and Postal, has recently admitted that he would retire from making movies if enough people want him to stop. When FearNet mentioned to Boll a petition online signed by 18,000 people requesting that he cease making films, Boll responded that '18,000 is not enough to convince me.' So how much would be enough? 'One million,' Boll said."

http://www.petitiononline.com/RRH53888 /petition.html

SIGN THE PETITION!
SPREAD THE WORD!

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Updated: 04/07/08 5:53 PM 41 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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phone

Posted by JonBro Apr. 3, 2008 @ 7:16 PM EDT

phone
---------

It's 6:30 in the morning.
I just woke up.
I barely feel like I can open my eyes.
I'm exhausted, and the day has only started.
I just want to stay in bed
in my nice, big, warm covers
resting my head on my
fluffy, warm, deep pillow
away from the cruelty
of the world.
It's a Saturday.
I can go back to sleep.
Why not?

The phone is ringing.
Who could it be?
Where's the phone?
Stupid phone. I can't see it...
The phone rang again.
I think I heard it
somewhere over there.
I could be wrong.
Is it in this room or that one?
The phone's still ringing.
Where is it?
I think it's under the desk.
What's the phone doing there?
Wait, it's not there.
The phone rang again.
Maybe it's in a drawer.
No, not there.
Not there either.
Crap! Where is -- oh here it is.

Hello?
Yes, this is he.
I'm not sure.
I don't think so.
Yeah, I know them.
Actually, they're my best friend.

...He what?

Oh no.

No, he can't have...

All right.
Bye.

Where are my car keys?
Oh, here they are.
I need to get there
fast.

...Hello, doctor?
This is the right hospital, correct?
Where is he?
In that room?
Thank you.

Are you okay?
I heard all about it.
Did you really get in a car wreck?

Oh... My...
You should bandage that back up.
Please.
I don't want to see your ribs bleeding
all over the bed like that.
The rest of you looks
wrecked enough.
Thank you.

You're going to be all right.
Everything will be fine.
The doctors will take care of you
and it will be like this whole
thing never happened, okay?

No.
Don't say that...

You're not going to die...
You're going to be fine...

Stop.
Really.
Shut up and get some rest.
You'll feel better.
I'll just wait out here.

I hope he feels better.
I hope he does.
No. He will feel better.
He will.
I hope.

...

He what?

Oh no...

He didn't...

He... died?

No. He didn't.
He didn't die.
That's a lie.
I won't accept
that he died.
It's not true.
He didn't.
He didn't die.

Of course...

it doesn't matter
how much I say
that he didn't die.

All that matters
is what happened.

And he died.

And there's nothing I can do about it.

_________________________________

...
I don't know why I typed that. I don't have any friends that just died. Heck, I don't even have a car. Whatever, leave comments.

Updated: 04/03/08 7:18 PM 14 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!

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