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When you have a container of ketchup or a ketchup pack, do you ever try to draw pictures on your hamburger or on a plate?
If so, what?
EXPLAIN YOUR AWESOME ANSWERS!!!
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...Truth be told, I have no clue why the heck I made this news post.
0 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!I'm really really happy!
The smiley-face in the corner of this post probably gives that away, though.
2 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!Three or four days later, I beat the Subspace Emissary, I got every single character in the game, and beat all 41 Events.
Now what? o_O
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HAM SANDWICH
typed by me
Ham sandwiches, a tasty treat.
Pink, thin, wonderful swine meat
squished between bread that is sliced.
By this treat, my tongue's enticed.
As I take the first grand bite,
I savor it with delight.
The juicy and luscious flavor
is something I truly favor.
One day, some day, I intend
to eat a sandwich that won't end...
That kind of day is not nigh.
That will happen when pigs fly.
lol
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(Thanks to TheKingofSwing for the idea)
Updated: 03/15/08 11:23 PM 5 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!TED THE SHEEP
typed by me
Once there was a sheep
with eleven long legs.
It should've had fourteen
except three were pegs.
This sheep had a name
and its name was Ted.
No one liked Ted 'cause he was
not a quadruped.
Ted had surgery one day
to get ten legs removed
(counting the three peglegs
and others that he approved)
The surgery was a success
and he had four appendages
But, to Ted's greatest dismay,
he still had ten huge bandages.
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LITTLE DUDE BIG MOUTH
a poem by a velociraptor
Once upon a time
there was a little dude
who had a big mouth
and was snobby and rude.
This little dude
was also very fat.
Compared to a hippo
he looked like a ziggurat.
He ate Pluto once, and
he drank the Milky Way.
He swallowed all of the states
in the USA.
ETC.
The end.
2 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!I'm almost done with Riddle School 3.
Believe me, it's going to PWN.
It will be the biggest, hardest, and best Riddle School yet.
There's a pretty good chance it will also be the last Riddle School, too, lol
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