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JonBro

Age/Gender: n/a, Male
Location: Denial, Nowhere
Job: Eating

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Sign-Up Date:
7/8/05

Level: 13
Aura: Neutral

Rank: Portal Security
Blams: 309
Saves: 177
Rank #: 14,623

Whistle Status: Garbage

Exp. Points: 1,780 / 1,880
Exp. Rank #: 13,983
Voting Pow.: 5.53 votes

BBS Posts: 403 (0.35 per day)
Flash Reviews: 402
Music Reviews: 18
Trophies: 14
Stickers: 0

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JonBro

stuff

Posted by JonBro Feb. 25, 2008 @ 8:18 AM EST

Newgrounds Pass:
level 1 - cat
level 2 - compact
level 3 - mushrooms
level 4 - grass
level 5 - cheese
level 6 - ackbar
level 7 - queue
level 8 - swordfish
level 9 - 113
level 10 - pizza
level 11 - fisher
level 12 - nah
level 13 - templet
level 14 - pretty
level 15 - ruler
level 16 - carmine
level 17 - squirrel
level 18 - atlas
level 19 - (click JACK IN!)
level 20 - pasty
level 21 - cake
level 22 - rapture
level 23 - orange
level 24 - commercials
level 25 - horse
level 26 - controller
level 27 - (press TAB)
level 28 - bbs
level 29 - action
level 30 - cat

Newgrounds Pass 2:
level 31 - php5a
level 32 - peas
level 33 - pudding
level 34 - ant
level 35 - face
level 36 - bench
level 37 - grant
level 38 - opaque
level 39 - paper
level 40 - (click the hole in the Level 40 cleaver)
level 41 - vacuum
level 42 - nectar
level 43 - rabbit
level 44 - shelter
level 45 - end
level 46 - treekeepers
level 47 - sad
level 48 - 19
level 49 - act
level 50 - 495
level 51 - norton
level 52 - charlie
level 53 - gravity
level 54 - citadel
level 55 - cookie
level 56 - grape
level 57 - sinerider
level 58 - (click the face in the top-right corner of the picture)
level 59 - teddy
level 60 - (click the trophy on the far right)

I'll update more later.

Updated: 02/25/08 5:00 PM 4 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
JonBro

STAR WARS PARODY: EPISODE IV

Posted by JonBro Feb. 21, 2008 @ 8:26 PM EST

I watched all 6 episodes of Star Wars over the past three days and I decided to make

THIS EPIC MASTERPIECE

(You may have to resize the window for proper viewing, as this is an .swf link)

COMMENTS?!

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LOL

Posted by JonBro Feb. 21, 2008 @ 4:49 PM EST

OMG SUP PPL
NP BTW WTG
UR 2 CL 4 ME
IMHO IDK ROFLOL
BRB NM JK LOL
G2G TTYL CUL8R
KTHNXBAI LOL

HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA

.......................

I am obviously a very bored guy right now.

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JonBro

Still making a game.

Posted by JonBro Feb. 20, 2008 @ 8:01 AM EST

I'm still making a game.
Can you guess what it is?

Hint: It's a continuation of something I've already made.

...

It starts with an R.

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JonBro

Making a game.

Posted by JonBro Feb. 18, 2008 @ 7:31 AM EST

I'm making a game.

I've been making the same game for weeks and weeks and weeks now.

I expect it to be done sometime sorta soon. I don't know when for sure.

Can anyone guess what the game is?

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JonBro

Ow.

Posted by JonBro Feb. 14, 2008 @ 4:33 PM EST

I got stabbed in the back of my left hand with a pencil today.

It gave my hand an instant sharp pain.

After that, it felt fine, but it's bleeding right now, and that makes me a sad panda.

I'm going to eat a sandwich. =D

EDIT: I've finished eating a sandwich. I was going to eat another one, but I decided to set it below this sentence instead.

pbj.JPG

Updated: 02/14/08 5:10 PM 5 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
JonBro

Hardest quiz ever.

Posted by JonBro Feb. 12, 2008 @ 4:17 PM EST

QUIZZZZ

1. How fat were you yesterday?

2. How fat are you today?

3. How fat will you be tomorrow?

4. How many band-aids have you eaten over the past 10 years?

5. What is your username?

6. Do you have fifteen nostrils?

Answer these correctly to get a free invisible bicycle.

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NEWGROUNDS QUOTE QUIZ 2

Posted by JonBro Feb. 9, 2008 @ 12:46 AM EST

Quiz!

Match the quotes to the Newgrounds Flash movies they are featured in!

1. "****. That's vulgar."
2. "Are you gonna stop me if I find him first?"
3. "I don't know, but it sounds HOT."
4. "Yahho, watashi wa kattaze!"
5. "I HATE clamps."
6. "I have a good mind to show you the door."
7. "BeRzErKeR!"
8. "Main screen turn on."

A. Blockhead ep. 10
B. all yor base r blong 2 us
C. Salad Fingers ep. 8
D. Final Fantasy A+
E. Pico's School
F. Joe Zombie :: Episode 6
G. TANKMEN 1.5
H. Captain Capitalism

Send in your answers or I will bite a hole through my left shoe.

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ALTERNATE QUIZ:

Match the quotes to the Newgrounds Flash movies they are featured in!

1. "METAL GEAR AWESOME."
2. "I've got a bag full of crabs here!"

A. Metal Gear Awesome
B. Crabs

Updated: 02/10/08 5:17 PM 5 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
JonBro

Eleventy-Twelve

Posted by JonBro Feb. 7, 2008 @ 4:57 PM EST

QUIZ!!!

Match the Newgrounds Flash movies with their quotes!

1. "What an awful concept for a show. I mean, 'Wow, games are bad.' Who cares?"
2. "...Don't want anyone to die early!"
3. "LUCKY CANDY!!!"
4. "Hey guys, I just heard! I'm gonna be a dad!"
5. "Okay, now it just sounds like your yelling at me, and I don't appreciate that."
6. "Oh, they TOOK MY FREAKING KIDNEY!"
7. "PORK, it's the meat of kings!"
8. "All of them, in the order in which they appear."

A. Bowser's Kingdom ep 9
B. Castle III
C. TANKMEN
D. Decline of Video Gaming 3
E. Charlie the Unicorn
F. Zelda: Heart for the Hero
G. Blockhead ep 1
H. Pork

Get in your answers in or I will eat your nose.

Updated: 02/07/08 4:57 PM 5 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
JonBro

45.

Posted by JonBro Feb. 6, 2008 @ 3:13 PM EST

Forty-five.
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Forty Fifen.
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Fortify-ve.
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( 4 x 10 ) + 5
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Forty-fifth post.

This message took 45 hours to type.

Updated: 02/07/08 3:57 PM 5 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!

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