Once upon a time, in a far away land known as Earth, there lived a purple pegasus named Pancake. Pancake had a friend who was a palatypus made of gift wrap named Worm. Pancake and Worm were too fat to fit through the door to their house. Pancake decided he would try to lose weight. Worm decided he would try to worm his way into the door, thinking eventually that he will squeeze himself through.
Pancake ate pancakes.
Worm wormed.
Pancake ate pancakes.
Worm wormed.
Pancake ate pancakes.
Worm wormed.
They found that neither of their amazing methods of getting through that door were working, so eventually they decided they would try to undo what they had already done.
Pancake threw up pancakes.
Worm un-wormed.
Pancake threw up pancakes.
Worm un-wormed.
Pancake threw up pancakes.
Worm un-wormed.
They decided they should simply get a larger door. Unfortunately, they could not afford that. They could not afford proper weight loss training or even a bit of grease to assist Worm's worming. Pancake got a horrible virus from one of the pancakes that he was eating, and Worm's excessive worming work ended up as a fatal mistake.
So, they pretty much both died because they were too fat.

THE END

The moral of this story is:
DON'T GET FAT