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Can you type on a keyboard?

Posted by JonBro Jul. 8, 2008 @ 10:32 AM EDT

Respond either with a Yes, a No, or some other random response.

Also: Newgrounds just went Batman.

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78 Comments

Jul. 8, 2008 | 10:37 AM PointlessStuff says:

Not sure if I can...<.< lol joke :P Any idea why newgrounds HAS gone batman?

Jul. 8, 2008 | 11:03 AM JonBro responds:

Tom Fulp will most likely tell us why Newgrounds just went Batman in his front page news post today.

Jul. 8, 2008 | 10:41 AM spite-skater says:

dunnunanananananaa!

Jul. 8, 2008 | 11:03 AM JonBro responds:

I take it that's a 'no.'

loljk

Jul. 8, 2008 | 10:42 AM Binyom says:

Yes

Jul. 8, 2008 | 11:04 AM JonBro responds:

NO WAY.

Jul. 8, 2008 | 10:45 AM Incognitus says:

No, that's just Baman. He's mostly harmless.

Jul. 8, 2008 | 11:04 AM JonBro responds:

It has a T in it. Baman must be in disguise.

Jul. 8, 2008 | 10:52 AM Killerkb says:

Yes.

Also, WHY did NG go batman?
Respond either with an answer or no answer... or some other random response.

Jul. 8, 2008 | 11:05 AM JonBro responds:

Beaver lodges are taking over the planet of Zykrogonhauf.

Jul. 8, 2008 | 10:53 AM S1303 says:

OF COURSE I CANT TYPE IN A KEYBOARD, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I CAN? U THINK I CAN TYPE BY TYPING THIS COMMENT? HA! FAT CHANCE

Jul. 8, 2008 | 11:05 AM JonBro responds:

LOL FAT CHANCE HAS THE WORD FAT IN IT

Jul. 8, 2008 | 11:25 AM BMack24 says:

You present an interesting philosophical query. Can anyone type on a keyboard? What does it mean to type? Is pressing down keys enough, or must there be a rhyme and reason to the pressing? Must typing always result in some sort of readable output on a computer screen?

Then there's the keyboard: is it possible for one to be able to type, but not be able to type on a keyboard? Are the act of typing and a keyboard each necessary for the other's existence? Can they ever be mutually exclusive? Does the keyboard need to be connected to a computer or some other output device for it to be called typing on a keyboard?

Does the keyboard truly exist?

Jul. 8, 2008 | 3:06 PM JonBro responds:

Another quite intruiging question:

What does it mean to type on a 'keyboard?' If pressing down keys is what can be considered 'typing' then couldn't it be possible to type on a piano keyboard as well as the keyboard for a computer? To truly play a piano, one must type in a certain rhythm, or else the music being created doesn't sound much like a song... Of course, what can and can't be a song is a matter of opinion, in a sense.

Jul. 8, 2008 | 11:32 AM robo885 says:

i think so... oh what do you know... I can

Jul. 8, 2008 | 3:06 PM JonBro responds:

No you can't! LIAR!

Jul. 8, 2008 | 11:34 AM tjw9767 says:

mp o vsmy

Jul. 8, 2008 | 3:06 PM JonBro responds:

lol I get it.

Jul. 8, 2008 | 11:41 AM Arthur187 says:

HA HA HA HA HA *synthetic robot laugh*

Jul. 8, 2008 | 3:07 PM JonBro responds:

> run robotlaugh.exe
> Haa_Haa_Haa_Haa_Haa
> Haa_Haa_Haa_Haa_Haa
> Haa_Haa_Haa_Haa_Haa

> Do you wish to continue? Y/N

Jul. 8, 2008 | 12:21 PM Magical-Mark says:

No.

Now wouldn't that count as a paradox?

Jul. 8, 2008 | 3:07 PM JonBro responds:

I guess.

Jul. 8, 2008 | 12:28 PM Meruto says:

No, I have a voice recognition software to do the writing for me.

Jul. 8, 2008 | 3:08 PM JonBro responds:

That would be so freakin' awesome.

Jul. 8, 2008 | 12:46 PM bullskido says:

(i can't)

Jul. 8, 2008 | 3:08 PM JonBro responds:

(ME EITHER)

Jul. 8, 2008 | 12:54 PM Wiiporter says:

I don't see it.

Jul. 8, 2008 | 3:08 PM JonBro responds:

See what?

Jul. 8, 2008 | 12:57 PM Wiiporter says:

Oh, there it is. Left unexplained too.

Jul. 8, 2008 | 3:09 PM JonBro responds:

Okay. Fine. Be that way. DON'T tell me what it is that you don't see. >: (

Maybe you were looking for the Q key. One time I was looking for the letter "Q" and I just could not find it. I was typing to someone and I told them "where is the kyoo key" and they didn't get what I was saying at all.

Jul. 8, 2008 | 1:01 PM KnilDnarr says:

Well, I can sit on a keyboard then type on another one. So I guess the answer is yes.

Jul. 8, 2008 | 3:10 PM JonBro responds:

YOU DON'T HAVE TO TYPE WHILE ON TOP OF A KEYBOARD YOU MORON

Although I guess you could. I might have to try that.

Jul. 8, 2008 | 1:22 PM Skaree says:

42!

Jul. 8, 2008 | 3:10 PM JonBro responds:

24!

Jul. 8, 2008 | 1:23 PM Jimtopia says:

Yes, a No, or some other random response.

Jul. 8, 2008 | 3:10 PM JonBro responds:

I C WAT U DID THAR

Jul. 8, 2008 | 1:37 PM Hoeloe says:

I can type with a computer keyboard, but with a music keyboard you have me stumped.

Jul. 8, 2008 | 3:12 PM JonBro responds:

I like pianos. Keyboards aren't as cool as regular pianos because the notes aren't heavy and thick enough, so it's too easy to accidentally press notes that you don't mean to press. I don't like really really old pianos though because the notes are too heavy and it sounds funny and sometimes the notes are on all the wrong keys and I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON!!1

Jul. 8, 2008 | 1:49 PM Unknown-Inc says:

Wtf is a keyboard? I pull a freakin' Neo and type in mid-air with a funky thing that pops up out of a hologram. It's saweet!

Jul. 8, 2008 | 3:12 PM JonBro responds:

That sounds kinda hard.

Jul. 8, 2008 | 1:58 PM Masterswordman says:

No, i'm creating letters with MY MIND!

Jul. 8, 2008 | 3:13 PM JonBro responds:

TEACH ME TEACH ME

Jul. 8, 2008 | 2:13 PM PicoZX says:

Yes

Jul. 8, 2008 | 3:13 PM JonBro responds:

TEACH ME TEACH ME

Jul. 8, 2008 | 2:26 PM TwistedPersonality says:

uhdfaho cdsañoifjkd¡????

Jul. 8, 2008 | 3:13 PM JonBro responds:

TEACH ME TEACH ME

Jul. 8, 2008 | 2:42 PM JackBonneham says:

Y E S.... finally that took me a solid hour

Jul. 8, 2008 | 3:14 PM JonBro responds:

A Metal Gear Solid hour?

I've never played MGS. I wish I had because then I could have participated in the MGS collab.

Jul. 8, 2008 | 2:42 PM knightsofthecircle says:

Why yes, yes I can.

Also, if Tom is Batman, does that make Wade Robin?

Jul. 8, 2008 | 3:14 PM JonBro responds:

I dunno.

If Tom is Batman and Wade is Robin... Would Sherbert be... Cat?

Jul. 8, 2008 | 3:03 PM marjosonic says:

.........................why ask? If anyone writes a comment, it's probably true. Unless you mean typing without looking at the keyboard, then I do know how. If you mean an instrument, then no. If you're refering to something entirely diferent................ my response is yesterday's dinner (and that was my birthday too). As for Batman, he probably paid Fulp to advertise his company. He has the money. (lol)

Jul. 8, 2008 | 5:32 PM JonBro responds:

If you watch "Batman Begins" it should be painfully obvious Batman has enough money already lol

Jul. 8, 2008 | 3:22 PM Mixon says:

Buttman

Jul. 8, 2008 | 5:32 PM JonBro responds:

BUTTMAN BEGINS

Jul. 8, 2008 | 3:37 PM Aardwolf says:

Jez

Jul. 8, 2008 | 5:32 PM JonBro responds:

...

Jul. 8, 2008 | 3:50 PM salted-tator-tot says:

hoWz dOz ONe TEiP?

Jul. 8, 2008 | 5:32 PM JonBro responds:

i dunO!

Jul. 8, 2008 | 4:02 PM bahamalama says:

GEEEOOOOOORRRRGE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Jul. 8, 2008 | 5:32 PM JonBro responds:

MOMMA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Jul. 8, 2008 | 4:03 PM Unknown-Inc says:

No it isn't, it's like a hologram touchscreen that's like a keyboard that floats.

Jul. 8, 2008 | 5:32 PM JonBro responds:

ok cool

Jul. 8, 2008 | 4:07 PM Vorlek says:

How do you type on a keyboard?, i can play a keyboard, i think 'play' is the correct word, not type. I just played a song on my keyboard, not i just typed a song on my keyboard :/

Jul. 8, 2008 | 5:33 PM JonBro responds:

BUT IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT, maybe 'typing' could refer to a LOT OF THINGS!

...Maybe not.

Jul. 8, 2008 | 5:14 PM fede1920 says:

I personally can type on a keyboard with my keyboard's keyboard . Buy it now ! Only $ 999,99 on Wallmart

Jul. 8, 2008 | 5:33 PM JonBro responds:

I can't afford that! Are there any that are only $99,998?

Jul. 8, 2008 | 5:16 PM Madmanonfire says:

I think a better question would be: Can you click a mouse?

Jul. 8, 2008 | 5:34 PM JonBro responds:

Nope. Why click a mouse when you can use TAB and ENTER to navigate through webpages?! PSH.

Jul. 8, 2008 | 5:45 PM BMack24 says:

i can type on a keyboard but i can't type on a keyboard.
i can click a mouse but i can't click a mouse.

Jul. 8, 2008 | 9:31 PM JonBro responds:

I can type: "On a keyboard but I can't type on a keyboard.
I can click a mouse but I can't click a mouse."

Jul. 8, 2008 | 5:47 PM BMack24 says:

whoa, i think i just made a new game. what are some other ones?

Jul. 8, 2008 | 9:32 PM JonBro responds:

Wait, what?

Jul. 8, 2008 | 8:03 PM PiGPEN says:

Not only can i type but....

cfyhtgbrf65tt6yghb789y7bn gbyhtyg6htb

....as you can clearly see, my forehead can type as well.

Jul. 8, 2008 | 9:30 PM JonBro responds:

WOAH.

THAT WAS AMAZING! Are you a magician?!

Jul. 8, 2008 | 8:12 PM Madmanonfire says:

Pshhh, only losers TAB and ENTER. Cool kids click a mouse!

Jul. 8, 2008 | 9:32 PM JonBro responds:

Yeah.

Unless your mouse is broken.

Then using TAB and ENTER is cool...

But as soon as you open up a paint program, you're screwed.

Updated: Jul. 8, 2008, 9:32 PM
Jul. 8, 2008 | 8:16 PM Sir-Nuts says:

Nananananananananananananana...

BATMAAAAAAAANNNN!

(Yeah, I can't type)

Jul. 8, 2008 | 9:33 PM JonBro responds:

Nanananananannananananananan

SPIDER-MAN, SPIDER-MAN.

Wait a minute.

Jul. 8, 2008 | 8:16 PM HaniiPuppy says:

I'm batman.

Jul. 8, 2008 | 9:33 PM JonBro responds:

Congrats on the frontpage! lolol

Jul. 8, 2008 | 8:47 PM BMack24 says:

Dis is Baman.

Hi Baman I'm Piderman.

Jul. 8, 2008 | 9:33 PM JonBro responds:

That sounds like something Weebl and Bob would say but I'm not sure.

Jul. 8, 2008 | 9:00 PM elementell says:

How do I keyboard?

Jul. 8, 2008 | 9:34 PM JonBro responds:

To keyboard, you need to find a type.

Jul. 8, 2008 | 9:19 PM XxdeathpriestxX says:

I think the reason why is because sherbert's picture ( so cute :3) was taken with a batman magazine. They need it sherbert themed tho...

Jul. 8, 2008 | 9:35 PM JonBro responds:

There should be a magazine with Sherbert and nothing else 'cause Sherbert owns.

Jul. 8, 2008 | 9:20 PM P0wer-W1thin says:

Yes, music too!

Jul. 8, 2008 | 9:34 PM JonBro responds:

P-zero-wer-W-one-thin.

Jul. 8, 2008 | 10:49 PM Harry-Slaughter says:

nananananananananananananananana BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nananananananananananananananana BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nananananananananananananananana BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nananananananananananananananana BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BATMAN!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-thats a song about Batman.

Jul. 9, 2008 | 9:38 AM JonBro responds:

o_O

Jul. 8, 2008 | 10:52 PM DemitriousDoom says:

I don't type. I press buttons on my keyboard.

Jul. 9, 2008 | 9:39 AM JonBro responds:

I didn't even know that was possible.

Jul. 8, 2008 | 11:18 PM steve-guy says:

" ! "

Jul. 9, 2008 | 9:39 AM JonBro responds:

*BOOM!*

Jul. 9, 2008 | 12:15 AM ninjawarior says:

OMG, I just REHSPONDED!!!!!1! :D

Jul. 9, 2008 | 9:39 AM JonBro responds:

WAIT WHAT?

Jul. 9, 2008 | 1:15 AM PinkRose11 says:

no, and I dont plan to!

Jul. 9, 2008 | 9:39 AM JonBro responds:

...

Jul. 9, 2008 | 1:41 AM SgtPepperClock says:

Yes of course, who cant? hmmm.......Never mind.

Jul. 9, 2008 | 9:43 AM JonBro responds:

yalol

Jul. 9, 2008 | 2:53 AM punter75 says:

maybe tomfulp was an avid comic book collector. maybe he tried a hypothenetic-deoxyrybleac-memorically -challenging picture that gave him a good feeling inside.

P.S......Big words make me feel smart

Jul. 9, 2008 | 9:43 AM JonBro responds:

During occasions in which you express enormous vocabulary, I feel as though my self-esteem diminishes.

...That probably didn't make sense =(

Jul. 9, 2008 | 3:04 AM MysticShinHanKu says:

Yes...you mean correctly with home row and all that? Yeah...I'm so glad I took keyboarding

Jul. 9, 2008 | 9:44 AM JonBro responds:

I hated keyboard classes. I learned how to type all by myself. Looking at the keyboard is a good way to learn not to look at the keyboard.

Jul. 9, 2008 | 6:01 AM MasterOfDaWay666 says:

I can type like this sentence in like 20 sesonds so I guess that's a yes

Jul. 9, 2008 | 9:43 AM JonBro responds:

I can type the word 'newgrounds' in like 0.181234 seconds.

Jul. 9, 2008 | 6:50 AM RWA says:

What's a keyboard?

Jul. 9, 2008 | 9:44 AM JonBro responds:

It's like a thin box with buttons all over it.

Jul. 9, 2008 | 6:56 AM Apophic says:

Nope I type on my mouse.

Jul. 9, 2008 | 9:45 AM JonBro responds:

LULZ XD

I haven't heard that one before.

Jul. 9, 2008 | 6:59 AM Kottbullar says:

hsdgfds

Jul. 9, 2008 | 9:46 AM JonBro responds:

najnkcjnkjcnasdc,zxjnkjndflknaliu wernajlncdlsauwnerlbfgukanflisndf askjnclawiurnalsjkncalwieunraleai undslaiuwenclakjwnerluiansdjaclnw eiurnaljkcsndlaiutnealsjkfunalwie tbldkawiefnjeaklgixuhzdlruimdafuh jfkzxjczukjdfasuelreajrluaeijt;gl gglglgllglglglglggg11;1;1;;1;1;au sdfkaunowirucaosmetyuoabwieuibnjl caksudfnlsdjlcndusigbnalsdgnalg

Jul. 9, 2008 | 4:09 PM muncheh says:

.seY

Jul. 9, 2008 | 6:16 PM JonBro responds:

.oot, sdrawkcab epyt nac I

Jul. 10, 2008 | 1:35 AM Lalo says:

NO, i cant, complex syndactyly wont let me.

Jul. 10, 2008 | 12:51 PM JonBro responds:

I evah taht oot!

Jul. 10, 2008 | 6:02 PM Keol says:

I CANT TYPE ON A KEYBOARD LIKE DIS O_o o_O

Jul. 10, 2008 | 6:34 PM JonBro responds:

*GASP*

Jul. 10, 2008 | 6:03 PM Keol says:

NO I GOTZ A GIANT OMPUTER SIZED I-PLONE :D

Jul. 10, 2008 | 6:34 PM JonBro responds:

*GASP*

Jul. 10, 2008 | 6:03 PM Keol says:

i-Phone, escuse me for the crappy mistake :(

Jul. 10, 2008 | 6:34 PM JonBro responds:

Crappy mistake? No way. That was one of the most awesome mistakes I've ever seen =D

Jul. 10, 2008 | 7:01 PM wannagander says:

To answer the question:
There once was a one-legged pineapple juice filled sea otter named Sprouts. Sprouts had a wrinkle in a little convenient store down by the river. He ate crabs and sang "Fred's Krush" on a piece of grass seed. No this was not the old saying of eating kangaroos 30 minutes before opening your eyes like a bumblebee on a beautiful Eskimo duck.

I also would like to point out that the only batman that should be acknowledged is the one portrayed by Adam West. That is all.

Jul. 10, 2008 | 8:09 PM JonBro responds:

Once a-pony a dishwasher, there lived a happy little pink orangutan with purple polka dots named Nazalsprayy. Nazalsprayy's favorite thing to do was sky-dive off the sidewalk near his quintillion-dollar house. One day, he decided he would go a little more on the wild side and he sky-dived off the counter in his kitchen. Nazalsprayy broke all six of his noses and lived unhappily ever mushroom, up until thirty minutes and a half hours earlier when a meteorite crashed into the North Pole causing a fifteenth Ice Age movie.

Updated: Jul. 10, 2008, 8:11 PM
Jul. 10, 2008 | 10:10 PM win713 says:

yes no maybe. i dunno. can you repeat the QUESTION??? lol :D nice game you made by the way.

Jul. 11, 2008 | 10:22 AM JonBro responds:

YAY

Jul. 11, 2008 | 12:23 AM michaelcrank says:

I can type on a keyboard!
btw, Riddle School series are my favorite escpae games, period!

Jul. 11, 2008 | 10:22 AM JonBro responds:

Are you sure? That's craziness! o_o

Jul. 11, 2008 | 12:26 AM flashnoob555 says:

yes, i can type on titties too!

Jul. 11, 2008 | 10:23 AM JonBro responds:

...

Jul. 11, 2008 | 1:42 AM pigeonmaster88 says:

I typed this sentence... so the answer is yes :)

Jul. 11, 2008 | 10:23 AM JonBro responds:

No you didn't. You obviously got someone to type that sentence for you.

Jul. 11, 2008 | 2:51 AM Blakant says:

YES, what do u think I am? A Blind dude?

Jul. 11, 2008 | 10:23 AM JonBro responds:

>:(

Jul. 11, 2008 | 7:12 AM GoldbloodedDragon says:

n, i cnt tup n kebrd.

Jul. 11, 2008 | 10:23 AM JonBro responds:

oky fne yu jrk

Jul. 11, 2008 | 7:28 AM pinOi32 says:

no I dont know how to type on a keyboard.

Jul. 11, 2008 | 10:24 AM JonBro responds:

SIR, THAT IS A BOLD CLAIM YOU JUST MADE.

IS THAT YOUR FINAL ANSWER?!

Jul. 11, 2008 | 7:41 AM Nuttro says:

Typing with what may I ask?

Jul. 11, 2008 | 10:24 AM JonBro responds:

A tomato?

Jul. 11, 2008 | 11:01 AM JustAnotherUser says:

i always type with my tongue

Jul. 11, 2008 | 12:30 PM JonBro responds:

How the heck do you manage to type a colon or a question mark with your tongue?!

=O

Updated: Jul. 11, 2008, 12:31 PM
Jul. 11, 2008 | 1:10 PM Eraho says:

No, I just bash the keyboard with my eyes closed and hope I get something that makes sense.

Jul. 11, 2008 | 2:40 PM JonBro responds:

Tjat wpi;d be o,[ressove/ O kist typed tis sentence with my eyes closed.

Jul. 11, 2008 | 4:05 PM Plasmodius says:

typing with your eyes closed sounds like fun, I'm doing it now! WEEEEE

Jul. 12, 2008 | 12:03 PM JonBro responds:

I typed this with my eyes closedijoa2.

Jul. 11, 2008 | 4:06 PM Zenakun says:

OmG ShOeS :D

Jul. 12, 2008 | 12:03 PM JonBro responds:

OmG DiD YoU SaY ShOeS?

WhErE?

Jul. 11, 2008 | 7:30 PM Gustavos says:

no.

Jul. 12, 2008 | 12:03 PM JonBro responds:

.on

Jul. 12, 2008 | 2:02 AM r00 says:

Roughly, can't use my hands tho xD

Jul. 12, 2008 | 12:04 PM JonBro responds:

kangar00

Jul. 12, 2008 | 11:18 AM dolphinsareawesome says:

... maybe ...

Jul. 12, 2008 | 12:04 PM JonBro responds:

Dolphins ARE awesome.

Jul. 14, 2008 | 3:26 PM zdps says:

!!! thats not the question !!!

The question is, can the keyboard type on you?

if so the answer is no. I DONT HAVE NO KEYS!!! and thats why im writing on a laptop outside of my house!

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