JonBro's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Matrix Has You.]

Craziness!

Better than the second one!

If I chose how many had great graphics... at least four did!

Saying how many of the movies had awesome sounds... ALL OF THEM did!

Talking about interactivity, this is the most interactive collab EVER!

Violence-wise, all of the movies had a LITTLE of violence AT LEAST... although the fight scenes had the most violence!

Humor-wise, there were at least three movies that had awesome humor!

I'm not mentioning names, I don't want anyone to feel left out. Everyone did a great job! THIS IS THE BEST COLLAB EVER!

[Salad Fingers Episode 6]

Nice!

I liked the style of this flash, very original! At least I'VE never seen anything like it!

Good work!

[Xiao Xiao No. 5]

Go ZHU!

(I know I'm beginning to write novels)

Graphics -- They're sticks. Everyone know that. If someone thinks sticks are just plain dumb, so they give the graphics a 0, THEY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT! These stickpeople have personality, and the moves that they present are spectacular! It's really, really impressive for a stick movie! Not quite as impressive as XiaoXiao 3, so I give you a 9.

Sound -- The sounds are Xiaoxiao punch sounds, and it's really hard to go wrong with those. Of course, the Hospital Truck sounds were a bit annoying. 9.

Interactivity -- Well, yeah, there's a play button, but if you don't press the play button, the movie eventually plays by itself. I still give you a 0.5 because there's a button.

Style -- Well, stick fights have gotten a bit old, not too old, but a bit... This perked up the pizazz of stickfights once again, though! The "fight to the death" idea just seemed very clever, and the thought of the stickfigures getting CRAZY SUPERPOWERS IN THE AFTERLIFE was a great thought.

Violence -- Once again, no blood, and that's what keeps your movies from being really violent... but two people die, so there's a 9 in that. If someone dies in a flash movie, you can't just say there's no violence!

Humor -- This is the funniest flash you have to offer. Two sticks both fight each other, die in the process, KEEP fighting, and a hospital truck picks up their bodies, which the ghost-like stickpeople run after! BEST STORYLINE EVER! 10!

Overall -- I think I've pretty much narrowed it down already. Great graphics, perfect style, awesome sound, lots of violence, tons of humor! All I can say is 10. You should have your movies showed at CANNES!

[Decline of Video Gaming]

Made you think.

You'd expect everyone to look REALLY old by then... at least... 75 years old... ah well.

Nice work, how many of these are you going to make? Please tell me at least ten. THESE ARE THE BEST VIDEO GAME PARODIES EVER KNOWN TO MAN!

Even though I think this is my least favorite of the Declines, it isn't bad at all. I hope sometime in the next eight months you make Decline 4!

[Super Mario Reloaded]

Awesome movie, very smooth.

So you made about 3000 sprites by yourself? And you ask us to call you crazy?

Well, then your crazy. Making 3000 sprites is almost like baking 3000 muffins, one at a time, making it perfect. Yes, this had lots of effort put into it, and I can certainly see why it made frontpage!

MAKE ANOTHER SPRITE MOVIE RIGHT NOW! YOU ARE ONE OF THE BEST SPRITERS EVER!

[Power Star]

AWESOME!

THE ABSOLUTE BEST SPRITE MOVIE EVER CREATED!

Graphics -- Wow, all those editted sprites look almost EXACTLY like they were simply taken from the game, even though we know they weren't. These sprites are the COOLEST.... EVER!!

Sound -- Well, the sounds are mostly Mario sounds and XiaoXiao sounds, so that gets a big 10 because those are the two best types of sound effects anyone normally sees on Newgrounds. Also, the voice acting for Luigi is INCREDIBLE! It sounds just like him!

Interactivity -- ...a scene select, a play button, and a "visit site" button. Okay, thats a good 7, at least.

Style- -- almost too creative. I wouldn't have come up with that. 10.

Violence -- Bloody swordplay and fist-fighting. Probably about as violent as you can get!

Humor -- Just watching this and hearing peach scream is really funny!

Overall -- The second craziest, actually, THE craziest sprite movie on the face of the earth.

[Xiao Xiao No. 3]

The best on Newgrounds.

There's so much to say about this movie.
Let's narrow it to the basics:

Graphics- Graphic-wise, this movie was absolutely incredible. They were simple, extremely well animated, and the placement of where everything was put was PURE genious! Even though pretty much the entire movie was just made with lines, the stickpeople had personality, the backgrounds were detailed, and everything was perfect.

Sound- You've captured the art of sound effects. The punches were unrealistic yet entirely fitting. Most of the sounds people are familiar with from XiaoXiao 1 and 2. Always the best.

Interactivity- Well, there's a play button, a scene select, and who can forget the movie control buttons. A big 9 for you, not quite a 10..

Style- All I can say is that this is one of the first stickfights I think I've ever seen, and also the most well-animated. The stickfigures moved in a very stylish way, and their moves were quite creative; i have never seen anything like this before.

Violence- All it is is fighting! OF COURSE there's violence, just not very much blood, so that's a 9.

Humor- Watching this, I was so impressed about every frame and all the animation I laughed out loud. Not only that, but there were certain kung-fu moves that were really funny. 10.

Overall- All I can say is, this is the best!

[Xiao Xiao No. 1]

I've seen the series.

It's about time to review them.

So this was originally is AVI format?

It's incredibly nice for the first XiaoXiao. This was the first xioaxioa thing i ever saw, and I think that was, like, 5 years ago... Anyway, it was a lot smoother in AVI format. Maybe if this was re-animated it would be better.

Nice work, though!

[Decline of Video Gaming 3]

Not your best work, but either way, AMAZING!

I didn't especially like the style in this movie as much as in Decline 2 or Decline Christmas. Dim's hair was a bit curly-ish...

Sound-wise, it had familiar sound effects, and all of which were VERY nice!

The interactivity was AWESOME! A scene select (the biggest thing), and a whole in-movie selection choice at the bottom of the screen!

Violence lacked. The most violent scene was probably when Snake went on eating snakes, but that had almost no blood.

Humor... not as funny as all the others, but there were parts I liked.

Overall: Great, but I think the next one should have more of the humor and the style of Decline 2.

[21 OClockStreetTheMovie 2]

I'm undoubtably impressed...

Nice movie, I hope the next one's out soon.