JonBro's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Clay DVD]

Meh, not your best.

I've seen better claymations by you...
and Knox, of course, but he's practically the king of clay, and nobody can match up to him really.

Nice attempts, though... if they were exactly attempts. Ah well. Some of these were quite funny.

...like the Extra Edition 1. hehe, poor person.

[Realm of the Video Game 4]

Hey...

I think I recognize your name... from somewhere...
never mind.

Nice flash, quite a few interesting-looking sprites, too.

[Zito]

Odd...

..yet great nonetheless!

[Another Bad Day for Mario]

Hey...

quoting UltimateDarkness
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why does mario disappear for a split second right at the start ?
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You know, I right-clicked, paused the movie, "Forwarded" a couple of frames... and Mario disappeared, absolutely no doubt about it!

No, it wasn't our screens!
TELL US WHY!

rolve responds:

was just a joke.

i'll tell you why: i created the movie and afterwards i edited it several times to improve it. and somewhere i made a animation mistake and so mario's missing in one frame.
that's it. ...boring...

[Rise of the MK: Part 4]

One of the most well done sprite movies on earth.

GREAT!!!!

[Me Talking to Myself]

Very different.

This has to be one of the most beautifully done piece some ever see.
The thumb: Up!

...the other thumb: Also Up!

Dasneviano responds:

Hey, Thanks a lot for the nice words! I feel happy to have pleased people of so many different tastes. You seem to like exactly the opposite flash style I do (I took a look at your favorites :D ), but you nevertheless liked mine! All I can say is that I liked your review a lot!

[Mario's Jump In (HR)]

Sweet!

One of the best tributes I've ever seen!

...this IS a tribut to Rise of the Mushroom Kingdom, right?
This is SO MUCH LIKE IT! GREAT JOB!

...I'm making a sprite movie now because you inspired me!

Cream-E responds:

Thanks! Im glad I inspired you :)

[The Matrix Has You.]

Craziness!

Better than the second one!

If I chose how many had great graphics... at least four did!

Saying how many of the movies had awesome sounds... ALL OF THEM did!

Talking about interactivity, this is the most interactive collab EVER!

Violence-wise, all of the movies had a LITTLE of violence AT LEAST... although the fight scenes had the most violence!

Humor-wise, there were at least three movies that had awesome humor!

I'm not mentioning names, I don't want anyone to feel left out. Everyone did a great job! THIS IS THE BEST COLLAB EVER!

[Salad Fingers Episode 6]

Nice!

I liked the style of this flash, very original! At least I'VE never seen anything like it!

Good work!

[Xiao Xiao No. 5]

Go ZHU!

(I know I'm beginning to write novels)

Graphics -- They're sticks. Everyone know that. If someone thinks sticks are just plain dumb, so they give the graphics a 0, THEY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT! These stickpeople have personality, and the moves that they present are spectacular! It's really, really impressive for a stick movie! Not quite as impressive as XiaoXiao 3, so I give you a 9.

Sound -- The sounds are Xiaoxiao punch sounds, and it's really hard to go wrong with those. Of course, the Hospital Truck sounds were a bit annoying. 9.

Interactivity -- Well, yeah, there's a play button, but if you don't press the play button, the movie eventually plays by itself. I still give you a 0.5 because there's a button.

Style -- Well, stick fights have gotten a bit old, not too old, but a bit... This perked up the pizazz of stickfights once again, though! The "fight to the death" idea just seemed very clever, and the thought of the stickfigures getting CRAZY SUPERPOWERS IN THE AFTERLIFE was a great thought.

Violence -- Once again, no blood, and that's what keeps your movies from being really violent... but two people die, so there's a 9 in that. If someone dies in a flash movie, you can't just say there's no violence!

Humor -- This is the funniest flash you have to offer. Two sticks both fight each other, die in the process, KEEP fighting, and a hospital truck picks up their bodies, which the ghost-like stickpeople run after! BEST STORYLINE EVER! 10!

Overall -- I think I've pretty much narrowed it down already. Great graphics, perfect style, awesome sound, lots of violence, tons of humor! All I can say is 10. You should have your movies showed at CANNES!