JonBro's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Decline of Video Gaming]

Made you think.

You'd expect everyone to look REALLY old by then... at least... 75 years old... ah well.

Nice work, how many of these are you going to make? Please tell me at least ten. THESE ARE THE BEST VIDEO GAME PARODIES EVER KNOWN TO MAN!

Even though I think this is my least favorite of the Declines, it isn't bad at all. I hope sometime in the next eight months you make Decline 4!

[Super Mario Reloaded]

Awesome movie, very smooth.

So you made about 3000 sprites by yourself? And you ask us to call you crazy?

Well, then your crazy. Making 3000 sprites is almost like baking 3000 muffins, one at a time, making it perfect. Yes, this had lots of effort put into it, and I can certainly see why it made frontpage!

MAKE ANOTHER SPRITE MOVIE RIGHT NOW! YOU ARE ONE OF THE BEST SPRITERS EVER!

[Power Star]

AWESOME!

THE ABSOLUTE BEST SPRITE MOVIE EVER CREATED!

Graphics -- Wow, all those editted sprites look almost EXACTLY like they were simply taken from the game, even though we know they weren't. These sprites are the COOLEST.... EVER!!

Sound -- Well, the sounds are mostly Mario sounds and XiaoXiao sounds, so that gets a big 10 because those are the two best types of sound effects anyone normally sees on Newgrounds. Also, the voice acting for Luigi is INCREDIBLE! It sounds just like him!

Interactivity -- ...a scene select, a play button, and a "visit site" button. Okay, thats a good 7, at least.

Style- -- almost too creative. I wouldn't have come up with that. 10.

Violence -- Bloody swordplay and fist-fighting. Probably about as violent as you can get!

Humor -- Just watching this and hearing peach scream is really funny!

Overall -- The second craziest, actually, THE craziest sprite movie on the face of the earth.

[Xiao Xiao No. 3]

The best on Newgrounds.

There's so much to say about this movie.
Let's narrow it to the basics:

Graphics- Graphic-wise, this movie was absolutely incredible. They were simple, extremely well animated, and the placement of where everything was put was PURE genious! Even though pretty much the entire movie was just made with lines, the stickpeople had personality, the backgrounds were detailed, and everything was perfect.

Sound- You've captured the art of sound effects. The punches were unrealistic yet entirely fitting. Most of the sounds people are familiar with from XiaoXiao 1 and 2. Always the best.

Interactivity- Well, there's a play button, a scene select, and who can forget the movie control buttons. A big 9 for you, not quite a 10..

Style- All I can say is that this is one of the first stickfights I think I've ever seen, and also the most well-animated. The stickfigures moved in a very stylish way, and their moves were quite creative; i have never seen anything like this before.

Violence- All it is is fighting! OF COURSE there's violence, just not very much blood, so that's a 9.

Humor- Watching this, I was so impressed about every frame and all the animation I laughed out loud. Not only that, but there were certain kung-fu moves that were really funny. 10.

Overall- All I can say is, this is the best!

[Xiao Xiao No. 1]

I've seen the series.

It's about time to review them.

So this was originally is AVI format?

It's incredibly nice for the first XiaoXiao. This was the first xioaxioa thing i ever saw, and I think that was, like, 5 years ago... Anyway, it was a lot smoother in AVI format. Maybe if this was re-animated it would be better.

Nice work, though!

[Decline of Video Gaming 3]

Not your best work, but either way, AMAZING!

I didn't especially like the style in this movie as much as in Decline 2 or Decline Christmas. Dim's hair was a bit curly-ish...

Sound-wise, it had familiar sound effects, and all of which were VERY nice!

The interactivity was AWESOME! A scene select (the biggest thing), and a whole in-movie selection choice at the bottom of the screen!

Violence lacked. The most violent scene was probably when Snake went on eating snakes, but that had almost no blood.

Humor... not as funny as all the others, but there were parts I liked.

Overall: Great, but I think the next one should have more of the humor and the style of Decline 2.

[21 OClockStreetTheMovie 2]

I'm undoubtably impressed...

Nice movie, I hope the next one's out soon.

[21 OClockStreetTheMovie 1]

YES!

Reasons that this is the best movie ever:
1. You used M. C. Escher's Impossible Cube as your character design!
2. It's CLOCKS. It's hard to go wrong with clocks.
3. The storyline is supreme!
4. The way you animated everything... It's familiar, yet somehow very, very different.

There's only one bad thing...

WHY did you use a "Pube Muppet"??

[21O'C-Street MovieTrailer]

Wow.

This is better than most theatrical trailers are!

Are you going to make a "21 'o' Clock Street 3"?
If so, finish it quickly!

I LOVE CLOCKS!

[B]

B should be Daily Feature, Weekly No. 1...

Review Crew Pick, Number One in EVERYONE'S favorites, winner of OSCAR awards, GRAMMY awards, NOMINEES, be released in THEATRES, become an Imax Movie, become released in 3D...

YOU ARE THE KING OF THE PORTAL!

"B" is the letter of all time!