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JonBro

Age/Gender: n/a, Male
Location: Denial, Nowhere
Job: Eating

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7/8/05

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Music Reviews: 18
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JonBro's News

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Why aren't movies like they used to be?

Posted by JonBro Aug. 26, 2007 @ 11:16 AM EDT

This will probably come out kinda silly, but here it goes.

I watched classic Winnie the Pooh for the first time in years a few nights ago. I am serious, it was a life-changing experience. I understood jokes I didn't understand before, and was reminded of things I had forgotten. The animation, the mood, the atmosphere, the humor, the concept, the presentation... Everything about it was just so genius. It makes me wonder why movies aren't like they used to be.

Movies have gradually lost witty charm over the years, I'd say. They just aren't truly memorable anymore. All movies are about nowadays is endless action and violence. I don't know about you, but I prefer things more like classic Winnie the Pooh. It has so many little things that keep it going. I don't think it takes blood and guns to make a good movie.

I'm thinking of watching the classic Winnie the Pooh again soon. I admit, I thoroughly enjoy Winnie the Pooh now. It's just makes me really happy inside watching it, and at the same time, sad that we don't see things like it more often.

I would like comments =)

...that is, if anyone cares.

Updated: 08/26/07 11:18 AM 10 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
JonBro

What header should I have?

Posted by JonBro Aug. 25, 2007 @ 9:33 PM EDT

Should I have the one on the LEFT or the one on the RIGHT?
link to pictures
(ignore the slight purple outline on the right one...)

And not as though anyone cares, but here's the News post I put up before this one.

TUNG.jpg

Updated: 08/25/07 9:36 PM 2 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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BLAH STUPID CHAINMAILS

Posted by JonBro Aug. 25, 2007 @ 7:25 PM EDT

Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you
cannot get out. Finish reading this
until it is done! As I said, I am
Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes
and blood all over my face. I am dead.
If you don't send this to at least 12
people I will come to your house at
midnight and I'll hide under your bed.
When you're asleep, I'll kill you.
Don't believe me?
Case 1:
Patty Buckles
Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe
in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty.
She was sleeping when her TV started
flickering on and off. Now she's not
with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha!
You don't want to be like Patty, do
you?
Case 2:
George M. Simon
Hates chain mail, but he didn't want
to die that night. He sent it to 4
people. Not good enough George. Now,
George is in a coma, we don't know if
he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha
ha! Now, do you want to be like George?
Case 3:
Valarie Tyler
She got this letter. Another chain
letter she thought. Only had 7 people
to
send to. Well, That night when she was
having a shower she saw bloody Mary
in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST
fright of her life. Valarie is scarred
for
life.
Case 4:
Derek Minse
This is the final case I'll tell you
about. Well, Derek was a smart person.
He sent it to 12 people. Later that
day, he found a $100.00 bill on the
ground. He was premoted to head
officer at his job and his girlfriend
said
yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and
him are living happily ever after.The
have 2 beautiful children.
Send this to at least 12 people or
you'll face the consequences.
0 people- You will die tonight
1-6 people- you will be injured
7-11 people- you will get the biggest
fright of your life
12 and over- you are safe and will
have good fortune!

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SHUT THE TEDDY UP

Updated: 09/08/07 3:56 PM 0 comments | Comments disabled | Share this!
JonBro

I'm happy.

Posted by JonBro Aug. 23, 2007 @ 11:11 PM EDT

I'm happy!

(hence my smiley face in the corner there)

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How to make Zebra Melon Candy Wrappers

Posted by JonBro Aug. 23, 2007 @ 7:05 PM EDT

Ingredients:

1 beaver tail
1 gallon of sheep drool
4 pounds of caramel
0 grapes
1 drop of water
1 plate
1 egg shell

____________________________
How to make:

Break the plate into a bunch of shards.
Chop up the beaver tail.
Then dump everything into a bowl (this includes the plate)
When you're done, put the bowl into the microwave for one hour.
Do not cover up the bowl.

____________________________
Have fun!

I've tried it. It's good.

Updated: 08/23/07 11:04 PM 5 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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I changed my user icon =D

Posted by JonBro Aug. 21, 2007 @ 5:44 PM EDT

I changed my user icon =D

Yay!

_JONBRO_AVYABOUTjpg.JPG

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RESULTS - "WHICH LETTER IS BETTER?"

Posted by JonBro Aug. 20, 2007 @ 7:52 AM EDT

These are the results for "Which Letter is Better?"

B - 15 votes
R - 5 votes

Comments?

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Which is better? B or R?

Posted by JonBro Aug. 15, 2007 @ 6:34 PM EDT

WHAT LETTER IS BETTER?

B or R?

LEAVE VOTES HERE
ANY OTHER ANSWER BESIDES B OR R WILL BE DELETED
VOTING ENDS ON THE 20TH

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Current status:

B - 15 votes
R - 5 votes

Updated: 08/20/07 7:50 AM 19 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
JonBro

I made a post

Posted by JonBro Aug. 12, 2007 @ 5:36 PM EDT

comments plz

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I finally traded out my prize game

Posted by JonBro Aug. 4, 2007 @ 7:17 PM EDT

I won a game in a VGDC contest (Gran Turismo 3 A-Spec), but it wasn't for a system that I owned.
So I traded it out today, for Kirby: Squeak Squad.

!!!!! I DEMAND COMMENTS !!!!!

...lol

Updated: 08/04/07 7:18 PM 16 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!

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